Reasons You Shouldn’t Forward Me That Email:
11. I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more.
10. I’ve been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you’re sending before.
9. You’d like […]
I watched a man use chewing tobacco on the train. It was awful. I hate the image of chewing tobacco.
Ever since Gulfport Community Theater Director Frank spilled his entire gatorade bottle full of chaw spit all over a card table I gag at the thought of chewing tobacco. Ever since I watched as his thick, […]
Well they won’t let me stay at the Helix, so I’m at the Marriott.
I’m a little upset, but I suppose if it really mattered to me I would go back to D.C. on my own dime and stay wherever I damned well please. I’d prefer to keep my own dime.
The Marriott is nice.. it’s pricier […]
