Sweet and Creepy

Merry Christmas. If you don’t get what you want this year…

.. take matters into your own hands.

No matter how bizarre..

I hope everyone gets what they want for Christmas this year.

We came across a leg lamp last night!

Michael Bowen is the devil. There is no other way of putting it. After a polite evening of live jazz, philosophizing with friendly fellows, and celebrating Sarah’s birthday in style, I was horns waggled into extending the evening.
It was 10:30 and I was on the train to go home. I couldn’t believe that I was […]

So Key West was strange. After spending 5 days there last summer I was sure that I’d have more fun this time around.
The first night I set out to get nasty drunk with much success. My body was absorbing tequila, champagne, beer, vodka and anything else offered to me. It was the […]

And with all this free time, I made art!

Can you solve the mystery???

I hate Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
I always have.
He sucks red-nosed balls.
Anyone who reads this journal has already heard me blabbering on about my film, but I might as well document it. The screening was a week ago and I was very pleased. The crowd seemed to dig it and that’s an awesome feeling. I can’t […]