Sweet and Creepy

Jon Secada was playing over the grocery store’s loud speaker. I’m sure of that.
I’m not sure why I was standing in the dairy section devoting an embarressing amount of brain-power to the choice between sharp cheddar cheese and extra sharp cheddar cheese.
I’m not sure why I thought that a grocery trip was the best course […]

Friday evening and Saturday evening. Both began with artichoke dip, yet one ended with the movie Showgirls and the other ended with a call to 911.
Spring has arrived in Chicago and the weather is amazing. The gays were out walking their dogs, the straights were out walking their babies. The plan was dinner and cocktails […]

Michael Bowen is the devil. There is no other way of putting it. After a polite evening of live jazz, philosophizing with friendly fellows, and celebrating Sarah’s birthday in style, I was horns waggled into extending the evening.
It was 10:30 and I was on the train to go home. I couldn’t believe that I was […]

I went for drinks with Rob tonight. I discovered a few things. One, the bar “Mary’s Attic” is as pretty and unsatisfying as it’s counterpart restaurant underneath, Hamburger Mary’s.
And two, Atmospheres has some hot strippers. I saw one that I’m determined will become my next husband. I gave Rob a conditional dollar to stuff down […]

Did you know that if you google the phrase “flatulence with oily discharge” my website is the fifth result? I wonder how many more times I can say the phrase flatulence with oily discharge to make it to number one… hell I’d settle for number two!
Ha ha! Can I get a rimshot? Oops, there’s another […]

I was at a birthday/dinner party on Saturday and we dined at Socca (Jason, you remember that place, right?). They sat us at this old wooden table and it had a drawer in it which apparently no one at Socca had ever opened. My friend Will found a half-dozen golden butterknives and some nice placemats, […]

Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I’d love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.
Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?
Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I’m talkin’ about pounding out the veal.
Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex […]

The Challenge Premiere and after-celebration photos are up. Here’s my favorite:

Well this is one way to celebrate gay pride. More pictures to follow..