Sweet and Creepy

Bill Nighy just bumped into us on the street.
He’s in a play with Julianne Moore. Maybe next week I’ll pop in and see it.

11:00 am est - On the plane the guy across the aisle made the international puke face. He didn’t have a barf bag so I tossed him mine. He hugged that bag for the next hour. Unfortunately it didn’t stop until we were on the ground. By this time he had long since emptied the […]

The Elvis: pb,banana,honey,bacon

Below is dialogue between Michael and myself whilst standing in front of an ATM machine at around 1:30 in the morning. We are discussing the people in front of us, a man at the machine and the woman waiting next to him.
(The couple leave the building and I step up to the ATM)
Michael: Was […]

Office Christmas gifts arrive at my desk in one of two forms, although they arrive at my desk the same way. I will be typing away a shoutbox comment or reading video game reviews and I will hear a rustling sound from behind, at the entrance to my cubicle. By the time I turn around […]

No matter how bizarre..

I hope everyone gets what they want for Christmas this year.

We came across a leg lamp last night!

Michael Bowen is the devil. There is no other way of putting it. After a polite evening of live jazz, philosophizing with friendly fellows, and celebrating Sarah’s birthday in style, I was horns waggled into extending the evening.
It was 10:30 and I was on the train to go home. I couldn’t believe that I was […]