Sweet and Creepy

Mr. Randall found this little gem while he was supposed to be working.

The Second Life Community Convention is being held this weekend in Chicago. Anyone want to go with me? Virtual or otherwise?
Meet me at the Leather and Lace Masquerade Ball. 

Being that my apartment’s previous tenant was an Ebay fan, the walls of my new home are filled with shelving. It is surprisingly difficult to find ways to fill this wallspace. I have turned to exotic mustards, Burger King collectible glasses, and I believe my next stop will be to the Cookie Jar Store.
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Chad and Michael with “Fancy Nancy”

I should have known that soon after crossing the Wisconsin border and seeing an honest-to-God hippie van complete with peace symbols, jive-talk, and daisies, that we were entering an unholy land. I should have known that soon after passing the hippie van and seeing Boss Hogg’s Cadillac DeVille, complete with giant bull horns, that […]

Dictionary.com defines Kitsch as “something of tawdry design, appearance, or content created to appeal to popular or undiscriminating taste.”
I’ve always approached kitsch from a slightly holier-than-thou attitude. I’d view it from the outside, as something to snicker at with a knowing grin from a safe distance. Looking at porcelain ducks in business suits or charm […]

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UPDATE:
In addition to the Wisconsin State Fair, Michael and I will be attending the National Mustard Day celebration in Mount Horeb, WI! This is a very exciting development, ladies and gentlemen. In some ways it feels like I am meeting my destiny.