Burt and Dom and Sam to boot
Save a smoothie yesterday, I haven’t eaten anything since Wednesday.
I slept almost 11 hours yesterday and I now I have a headache.
It’s official, I’m going to heaven this weekend. My body is ridding itself of all the junk food I normally eat and prepping me for “eternal slumber”. This headache is the beginning of the end.
Wouldn’t it be funny of instead of going to people heaven, I went to dog heaven? I’d be surrounded by trees that grew butts-for-sniffing and milkbones and rawhides sprouted from the ground like wildflowers. Anytime I would roll over a giant hand would appear from the sky and rub my belly, and I’d be forced to drink from golden toilets.
Maybe People Hell is just Dog Heaven.
